07.03.08 | Project Runway
Summer Fun: Big Brother and Project Runway
Howdy MSRites. We many of you are heading off to the outdoors also known as “the big room” and “The place with no cable” this holiday weekend. Before you do, we’d like to remind you that there’s much fun to be had indoors once you come back to nurse your hangovers, sunburns, mosquito bites, stds, shark-bites, and candiru. Namely, Project Runway and Big Brother. We will be there to recap them both. Promos (sounds way classier than commercials, doesn’t it?) after the jump.
Things are getting tougher on So You Think You Can Dance, or as tough as you can get while pirouetting. The judges, with the help of mentally-challenged America, must cut the dancers from sixteen to fourteen. Some of the losers (update: and winner!) from both SYTYCD and American Idol stop by to prove that there is life after reality shows, even if it is on the same damn reality shows that crushed your dreams in the first place (update: or made them into reality!). Get it while you can, after the jump.
On this week’s episode of the Mole, our contestants lug around bricks. Oh wait I mean cinderblocks that are painted yellow. I always get those confused. It’s why I got fired from the bank. Add in an atmosphere with oxygen at one point per million, and you’ve got a health endangered smorgasborg!
The sweet sixteen return for the next round of So You Think You Can Dance. Unfortunately, not all of their clothes do. While the men bundle up in suits, some of the gals are left with it all hanging out. Half of it all, anyway. I suspect the elderweiner has been giving the wardrobe department memos. All that and the dancers’ secrets, as enhanced by yours truly, after the jump.
Another SYTYCD filled with some outstanding dances. It was tough to choose one, but Katee and Joshua won out with their amazing samba, so hot it made the elderweiner sexually harass not only Katee, but Joshua AND Joshua’s father. Hide your children America. Clip after the jump.
Time for another two dancers to pack their leotards and head home, or off to that exotic dancing gig. This week, a lubed-up pretty boy stamps his feet and tries to entertain the crowd (he doesn’t), Flo Rida and the Ida Hos perform, and the judges, once again, lose their minds.
Welcome to round two of So You Think You Can Dance. Grandpa Nigel’s not playing nice anymore, he wants his tango sleazy, his krump angry and his fox trot’s free of twee, OR ELSE. Does elderweiner get what it wants? Do you really want to know? Sure you do! After the jump.
There were a lot of great dances on SYTYCD last night. The super-good-looking team of Twitch and Kherington performed a beautiful sort-of-Viennese-almost-into-Slovakia Waltz. Clip after the jump.
The hunt for the mole continues with a week full of gratuitos shots of fat guys and women without their shirts on. And since the missions also involves the contestants convincing people to give them clothes we get a record number of “They literally gave us the clothes off their backs!” quotes, almost beating out the number of “I’m here to play a game” quotes.
The judges sharpen their knives for the first round of cuts on SYTYCD. To warm up the crowd for slaughter, Wade Robson choreographs some revenge on Nigel. Nothing the tweens in the audience don’t see everyday at recess. All that, and the Pussycat Dolls stop by for a show, dressed like a bunch of school teachers from Miami.